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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2011, 12:35:15 AM »
Hey Jeff, could you do us sinners a big favor and leave it running? We're gonna need a place to meet and talk about being left behind....  :(

Yes .. I'll just change the user-interface to the "Serpent Skin" :-)

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2011, 03:59:04 AM »
So...whats happening may 22 ?Are we going to be homeless?
Well we certainly didn't expect that !!

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2011, 04:52:02 AM »
I had to google this. Fancy God only informing America. Inconsiderate git. I'm still packing though, have stolen Isabel's Fairy wings from Halloween for my Angel housewarming party on the 23rd. Isabel broke her mum's glasses and blamed me so she won't be needing them  >:(.

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2011, 10:05:50 AM »
So...whats happening may 22 ?Are we going to be homeless?


Please see: http://www.kmph.com/story/14583628/end-of-the-world-may-21-2011

for details. they have signs all over the SF Bay Area .. of course, the fact that he
predicted wrong before has no bearing on this one .. he's right this time.

1. 1978 – Camping declares to his Alameda Church that the rapture would occur in 1978

2. September 6, 1994 – Camping prediction # 2 – Based on 1994?

3. September 15, 1994 – Camping prediction # 3 – Based on 1994?

4. September 29, 1994 – Camping prediction # 4 – Based on 1994?

5. October 2, 1994 – Camping prediction #5 – Claimed Christ was born Oct 2, in 7AD and would return exactly 2000 years later.

6. December 25, 1994 – Camping prediction # 6 – Camping claims that Christ will return on Christmas and that the Bible supported this.

7. March 16, 1995 (Purim) – Camping prediction # 7 – Camping claims this is “Watch # 1″ of a new wave of dates.

8. September 24, 1995 – Camping prediction # 8 – Camping claims this is “Watch # 2″ – Camping claims that there is Biblical evidence of Christ returning “383 days” after September 6, 1994. Camping also claims that September 24, 1995 is 721 + 91 Ceros(A ceros is little over 18 years – 223 lunar cycles or revolutions. A ceros is the complete revoluation of the sun, moon, stars and planets) – Camping claims that these revolutions can predict the end. Camping also states that if you divide the 2300 days of Daniel 8 by the number “6″ you get 383. Thus, according to Camping, you can add 383 days to September 6, 1994 and come to September 24, 1995. September 24, 1995 ends the magic 383 day period.

9. April 3, 1996 – Passover (Watch # 3)- Camping prediction # 9 – Camping claims that there is Biblical evidence of Christ returning 191 days after September 25, 1995 on the Passover.

10. May 3, 1996 – Camping prediction # 10 – Camping claims that there is a 30 day grace period after April 3, 1996 which Christ can return.

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2011, 10:42:48 AM »
Why do all these so-called believers ignore that one key phrase that appears Biblically several times: "...like a thief in the night?"

Sigh.

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2011, 08:15:47 PM »
Why do all these so-called believers ignore that one key phrase that appears Biblically several times: "...like a thief in the night?"

Or this one: "No man knows the hour or day...".

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2011, 06:20:34 AM »

Please see: http://www.kmph.com/story/14583628/end-of-the-world-may-21-2011


"Any doubt that date may be wrong.  You know what, no.  I've studied it and it's straight from the bible and it's straight from god's mouth.  I don't believe god could be wrong. I believe God wrote it for a purpose, I don't have any doubt at this point," said Michelle Kim, a follower of Camping from the Bay Area.

Now i'm no biblical scholar (no, honestly, i'm not), but surely that is a pearler of a mistake right there.

Is this one of those, 'if you weren't saved it's because you didn't donate enough money to my church kind of thing?' 

Those poor Mayans are late again.

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2011, 11:18:39 PM »
At the risk of dipping into an topic that is taboo on this site...   I think the issue comes back to literal interpretation versus figurative.    For some folks May 21st will be the rapture.   For most of us 'the final day' is undetermined.   

But then I still don't understand why 'Revelations' was included in the modern bible when other texts were omitted.
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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2011, 12:00:05 PM »
Seriously, though--  Somebody had better put these people on a Heaven's Gate Kool-Aid watch.
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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2011, 12:52:25 PM »
Seriously, though--  Somebody had better put these people on a Heaven's Gate Kool-Aid watch.
Torn about that sort of thing.

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2011, 12:58:48 PM »
Seriously, though--  Somebody had better put these people on a Heaven's Gate Kool-Aid watch.
Torn about that sort of thing.
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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »
Wife and I were walking across 45th St. and Broadway in NYC on Saturday night, and there is a guy in his 60's standing on the very crowded corner holding a sign above his head about the date in question. He was railing on about the Rapture at the top of his lungs. As we get to the curb, a guy walks up to him and says "Hey man, give me your watch since you won't be needing it next week".

I'd like to say hilarity ensued, but it was just uncomfortable to watch.

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2011, 08:01:24 PM »
Two days people!!! ... I'll Tweet as soon as I'm raptured.

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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2011, 08:55:27 PM »
Oh right.  You'll forget us so fast.
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Re: Forum going down May 22nd
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2011, 10:56:39 PM »
Two days people!!! ... I'll Tweet as soon as I'm raptured.

Non sequitur... obviously Heaven will not have Twitter/FB/MySpace.